Yay! Today is the big reveal. BEHOLD THE PINWHEEL GARDEN OF FORTITUDE…

Yes I wrote it, and no, those aren’t my hands in the tutorial photos. You totally want to make one of these pinwheel gardens and then subscribe to Photojojo‘s crazy fun newsletter. If you haven’t seen their amazing photo-accessory store, I basically wwwant all of it!

]]> http://thehipsterho.me/2010/05/photojojo-tutorial-how-to-grow-a-photo-pinwheel-garden/feed/ 0 http://thehipsterho.me/2010/02/i-wwwant-to-make-that/ http://thehipsterho.me/2010/02/i-wwwant-to-make-that/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:15:57 +0000 april http://thehipsterho.me/?p=537 Since the last I wwwant that! post, I’ve been collecting more completely desirous items available for purchase on the web. But something else has happened. I’ve been stock piling awesome inspiration and ideas for things to make too. So today’s I wwwant that! isn’t just for pretty objects I can’t afford but also will highlight incredible projects that are within our creatable realm.

TASTY ART ALERT: Kim Piotrowski was recently featured on My Love for You is a Stampede of Horses. I was immediately transfixed. Her paintings remind me of pantyhose (beige), My Little Pony (pastels), and Monet (everything swirled together) and although that sounds like an unsavory combination, I dare you to browse through her website and tell me otherwise. Her paintings belong in a beautiful world I wouldn’t mind visiting. (Clearly I did not go to art school.)

It might be last week’s internet hotness, but I can’t help but wwwant a Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. “April, that is impossible! It’s an web thing. You can’t own it, silly pants.” Au contraire, my good buddy. You can’t own it yet.  How badass would it be to have the creations available as as a giant fine art print for your house? Don’t you judge me. Just thinking about a print of Selleck Waterfall Sandwich IN YOUR BATHROOM or ABOVE YOUR BED will rock your world a little bit. Someone make it happen!

(photo by thriftandthread)

DIY DISCO BALL SHOES! (or ANYTHING) was originally created by Thrift and Thread and brought to my attention on OutsaPop Trashion. I’d really like to make a headband or yamaka using this technique. (2 for 1! OutsaPop Trashion posted a friggen awesome tutorial for custom hangers.) ((Ok fine, THREE for 1. Their post for this dude’s woven sweatshirt. Heaven.))

I just had to share this awesome DIY Valentine from my recent favorite bloggy blog. I found it while voting for The Bloggies 2010. A Beautiful Mess was nominated for the Best Art, Craft, or Design Weblog. FOR GOOD REASON. Look how easy they make it look to draw people and be incredibly thoughtful. So easy!

(Photo by Karen Barbe)

Recently I’ve noticed I’m stockpiling reusable containers. Unsure why, I knew the minute I saw this. Textile artist Karen Barbe created these playful brooches using old plastic bottles which she shared on her awesome Flickr stream. Yes, let’s do it! You can’t beat those industrialized pops of color. Creature Comforts gets bonus points for spotting the awesome.

The Kid Collective posted an amazing assortment of Parisian home inspiration and this Zap rug, designed by Fiona Curran from The Rug Company caught my eye immediately. Our colorful lil cheap ikea rug is on its way out and all I can think of is replacing it with this luxe business.

(photo by Anthropologie+You)

PRO TIP: Cucumbersome tweeted* about Anthropologie’s newest flower window displays made from old bottles (which are BEAUTIFUL by the way) and I noticed that the store has a dedicated Flickr site. It’s a gold mine. The stream is flooded with inspiration and fantasticalness. If you love the Anthropologie feel, then their Flickr stream will provide you with a good 30 minutes of WOW.

*SPEAKING OF TWITTER! Did you know that The Hipster Home is on it? True story! Hear ideas, updates and news the second it pops into my head @thehipsterhome.

Let’s get started! We’re going to go through the steps to create your very own little terrarium. I like building terrariums inside of lightbulbs because of the inherent challenge of working in such a small space as well as how the simple, industrial beauty of a light bulb complements the intricacy of natural elements. (I was inspired to try this out after seeing this post on Apartment Therapy a couple of months ago.)

We’ll get into the nitty gritty of how to make one of these. But first, let’s go through some key dos and don’ts of light bulb terrariums. I assembled these tips and warnings through extensive trial and error as well as helpful advice from the folks at Flora Grubb Gardens and Hortica in San Francisco.

Dos and Don’ts

DO:

• Do use sand or small pebbles; these are good because water drains through them easily. (Wet soil will get moldy in a confined area. You don’t want this.)
• Do use Tillandsia, also known as air plants; these are a great choice for your tiny terrarium because they take all the nutrients they need from the air and a small amount of water. No roots means no wet soil which means no mold. You can buy tillandsia at garden stores or online.
• Do choose preserved moss instead of live moss. Preserved moss isn’t living, but it will hold moisture; this moisture raises the humidity level in the terrarium, which makes the tillandsia happy. You can find sheet moss, reindeer moss, and other preserved mosses at garden and floral stores.
• Do keep your terrarium in partial sunlight.
• Do give your terrarium some water. The tillandsia is alive and will need a small amount of water to stay that way. Water it by either removing it and soaking it in water once a week or, using a spray bottle, give it a small spritz of water every week or two. Pour out any excess water.
• Do feel free to use little rocks, pieces of glass, or any other bits of things to help give your terrarium character.

DON’T:

• Don’t use soil. Again, you don’t want a soupy, moldy terrarium. That would be gross.
• Don’t use live moss. Moss is really picky and isn’t likely to survive well in this environment.
• Don’t keep your terrarium in the dark.
• Don’t keep your terrarium in full sunlight, either.

How To:

You’ll need a few tools to make a tiny terrarium but nothing complicated to get started.

• Needle-nose pliers
• Scissors
• Long tweezers or chopsticks
• Flathead screwdriver
• Glasses or goggles

Let’s start with the light bulb. I like the globe kind that are used to light bathroom vanities. You can buy them at any hardware store, or preferably, use one that’s burned out to save resources. For those of us in northern California, one option for buying burned out bulbs (if you don’t have any on hand) is the East Bay Depot for Creative Reuse in Oakland. Don’t use “soft white” bulbs or else your terrarium will just look like January in Minnesota. I don’t think this is what you’re going for.

We will be removing the inside parts of the lightbulb. This step involves breaking glass, so wear glasses or goggles to protect your eyes. I recommend doing this over a box to contain any flying pieces of broken glass. And, obviously, this is an “adults only” kind of task.

First, remove the metal tip from the bottom of the bulb. Using needle-nose pliers, carefully nudge the sides of the metal tip from the black glass part.

Then, when enough of the sides are raised to get a good grip on them, hold one of the sides with your pliers and yank out the metal tip. You will feel a couple little wires snap when you do this.

Next remove the black glass. Hold one side of the glass with the pliers and firmly twist up to snap the glass. Repeat around the other sides and pull out any remaining bits of black glass. This glass is pretty thick and will take some force to break it; so be careful and hold onto the bulb firmly.

Now you will be able to see the interior parts of the light bulb.

Using the flathead screwdriver as a sort of lever, snap the interior tube from the side. It will make a totally satisfying little sound as the argon escapes. Then twist the screwdriver around to smash the containing tube. It takes some force to do this; be careful, but also don’t be afraid of the bulb itself breaking. It probably won’t. Hold tight to the bulb while you do this.

Pull out any remaining wires with the pliers.

If there are any last bits of glass around the interior edge, break these off with the screwdriver.

And now you have an empty light bulb! That is definitely the hardest part of the endeavor. Next, put adhesive silicone bumpers on the side of the bulb to keep it steady.

We’ll use sand as a substrate for the terrarium. You can buy it at a garden store or collect it from a beach. If you use beach sand you will need to thoroughly rinse it to remove any salt.

The sand in this tutorial is from the beach, so our first step is to rinse it.

To dry it, either spread it in a thin layer on a cookie sheet and leave it sitting for a few days, or dry it in the oven at 300 degrees. Be careful taking it out, because it will, hopefully obviously, be pretty hot.

The sand should be completely dry before continuing.

Once it’s dry, put a couple tablespoons of sand into the lightbulb. Make this easier by either using a funnel or a folded piece of cardboard.

This terrarium includes preserved sheet moss, reindeer moss, and tillandsia.

Cut off a small bit of sheet moss and put in the bulb. Position it using a chopstick or long tweezers. Tear off a few small pieces of reindeer moss and add this, as well.

Put a tillandsia in the bulb, pushing the smaller end in first. Position the different elements to look nice together and add more moss or rocks if you’d like. It might take some poking to get everything in the right place; be patient and experiment with different arrangements.

For extra fun, tiny toy animals can enliven your terrarium. I used a miniature horse for this one, and stuck a piece of gold wire in its head to make it into a makeshift unicorn. Any other found objects, like rocks, sticks, marbles, etc., would also be fun.

And voilà! You have a lovely terrarium.

More of my lightbulb terrariums are online at tinyterra.com and for sale on Etsy. I’d love to see your terrarium creations! Contact me at juliette@tinyterra.com.

A NOTE OF CAUTION FROM APRIL: Wise THH reader Shadus recommends using gloves when extracting the bulb guts. (S)he says “I would add– wear gloves while performing the delicate work on the bulb, they’re stronger than most people expect but a slip with the screwdriver could lead to a hand full of glass shards which is no fun and also doesn’t make for a nice evening at the hospital. Better safe than sorry!”

Sometimes delicious web wares don’t come from a specific blog referral. Sometimes these items are waiting for you. Just cruising by it with my eyeballs is enough to do a double-take and launch an investigation. That happened one day, right after logging into flickr. “What’s that? Oh look!” Almost hidden within Poppytalk’s Flickr group The Art of Display, was the work of one Ninainvorm. In some mystical, magical formulation, she fires original screen-printed designs onto new and vintage housewares. The effect is quite fun and really, who doesn’t love a good mismatched houseware collection and color fiesta? Beware: her Etsy shop will tempt and tease you.

Yet another internet bread crumb trail led me to this next find wwwantable piece, which I’m likely to actually just BUY already was cheap enough to warrant purchase. More important than the mug is the amount of awesome that led me to this point. In summary: super fantastic blog Point and Blog said they were reading The Hipster Home (exciting!) Previously being unawares of facinating Point and Blog, I wanted to learn more about the writers, Emma Hovel and Katherine J. Oh look! One of them has a etsy link, does she make things? Wow, she’s got some pretty items favorited on her Etsy profile. Wait a sec, that mug has a space shuttle on it! And bad grammar! SOLD. Thanks for the mention, ladies of Point and blog!

Once upon a time, the Mr. and I ate at Spork. We were too full from dinner to order dessert but upon seeing the delicious list of sweets, decided to pick something up for home. The next day, we tasted the first bite of a Humprhy Slocombe specially made Spork ice cream, After School Special. WOW. Malted vanilla ice cream with chocolate covered potato chips and a caramel swirl. Heaven on a spoon. The best part was the chocolate covered potato chips, which since then, Happy Lady Eats shared a review of a particular brand. YUUUM. I definitlly wwwant that.

If there is a #1 entry on things I need around the house, it would be serving trays, especially for baked goods. Pyrex gets the job done but dang it, those things are not the pedestal on which to place your final delicate creation. Tangarang recently shared a way to make your OWN cake stands. Keyword: EPOXY.

This is a non digital I wwwant that! find. I know, I MUST BE LEAVING THE HOUSE! A Real Simple Magazine spoke to me at the airport last week and I’ve been enjoying it quite a bit. One of the pages celebrated several mirrored lamps. The main attraction, from West Elm, whispered that it might look good in our living room. I heartily agree.

Even though it could catch on fine fabrics or drag you straight to the bottom of a river because of its heft, these fantastic crystal rings by Elseetee, as seen on Poppytalk, are super fantastic. Look at the color! The irregular shape! The sheer earthiness of these rings! Blows the mind. I was ready to say how I absolutely, without a doubt, I could not afford these but to my surprise, they are a reasonable price for such statement jewelry. If you are also a fan of such things, go imagine yourself in another one of Elseetee’s wares in her Etsy shop.

There was some good news for internet friend (and one-time real life encounter) Polly of Pollyannacowgirl. Homegirl is the new ReadyMade Craft blogger. HUZZAH! She’s got excellent taste and I’m excited to follow along with her. Already, she spotted a calendar that would look so dapper up here in my craft loft. It’s a forever calendar by Claire Nereim. Whuzzywho? A forever calendar means that it’s just got month numbers and the California Wildflower that blooms every year at that time. Clever and beautiful, that’s a winning combination!

I wwwant that! alum updates:

• While at the Renegade Craft Fair, I met Brenda of Phydeaux Designs! She was quite nice even though I was nervous to say hello! She’s busy with helping Haiti so if you’ve ever thought of purchasing one of her terrific cowls, DO IT NOW! (from I wwwant that! #10)
• Helping Willotoons at Bazaar Bizarre, the booth was next to The Harbinger Co. Again I shyly said hello and even though I didn’t have any money on me at the time, I ended up receiving the Bamboo Cube  posts from the Mr! What a generous soul he is. (from I wwwant that! #2)
• Finally, while spending some quality time inside the completely wwwantable Mission shop Gravel and Gold, I spotted MAKIT PLATE KITS! That’s right, kiddies! You can buy them online OR you can make the trip to this well-complied shop of treasures. (from I wwwant that! #1)

How I Made a Bike Chainring Clock

The first challange was to find a free or inexpensive bicycle chainring. (Ok so the REAL first step was researching and figuring out exactly what the spiky circle  that the chain goes around was called. NOW YOU KNOW TOO.) Since we’ve got a handful of bike shops in the mission, I first tried Valencia Cyclery. While the guy was extremely helpful when I asked if they had “any junk box busted bike chainrings”, they didn’t have the any laying around. I tried again at Pedal Revolution and BINGO! There was a stubborn metal peg stuck in a hole but it ended up being a great clock 12 o’clock marker. If your chainring is greasy, give it a good wash to start.

Next, you’ll want to find a craft store with a clock kit. I found a gold version of this at Joann’s Fabrics. For about $10 you can make a clock out of ANYTHING! Just imagine the possibilities.

Now you’ll want to figure out some sort of clock backing and what color cloth you’d like to use to cover it. I found some thin cardboard and cut out a circle small enough to not stick out behind the chainring spikes but large enough to cover the various holes in the rim. Using a pen and ruler, find the center of the circle and cut a hole big enough that will snugly fit the clock backing through it.

As for the fabric choice, there was a nice dark gray fabric of dubious origin in my craft cart. It was heavier and seemed plastic backed which meant when I glued it over the cardboard, there was minimal wrinkling in the finished back. Sorry I can’t tell you exactly what fabric I used. Get something heavyish.

So now you’ll actually want to use some craft glue, a ruler and a piece of your cloth big enough to cover one side of the cardboard. Your fabric should also be big enough to fold over and cover the other half of the backing. I spread glue on the cardboard, laid down the fabric, used the ruler like a squeegee to ensure even glue coverage and eliminate air bubbles. Flip the cardboard over, spread glue again, fold the cloth over and flatten again. To make sure the cardboard doesn’t curve while drying, I set a few heavy books on it and allowed a 24 hours dry time.

If you take more time to find the clock components than I did, you likely won’t need this step. Since my clock hands were gold but the chainring had silver features, I had silver enamel to get them to match. If you need to do this, take your clock hands  outside and sprayed two coats of silver paint and let the dry according the the enamel dirctions. No need to spray any of the nuts or other clock parts since they’ll be mostly hidden.

When your fabric disk is dry, cut the fabric off around the circle! You should also check that there are no loose un-glued fabric around the edges and use a glue stick to fix any flaps.Using an exacto knife, make an x in the fabric where the cardboard hole is.

Time to assemble! Because I was in a hurry, I used a little bit of hot glue to adhere the chainring to the fabric covered cardboard backing. I’m sure you could use another type of glue to make it prettier.

Attach your clock as instructed on the clock kit packages. Stick the clock backing through your hole and tightly (but not too tightly or it’ll warp the fabric) screw on the washer and nut with pliers.

Now comes the hour hand. Then the minute hand with a little nut and finally the second ticker. They hands and clock mechanism on the back all need to point to 12 o’clock.

Presto. You’re the proud owner of a classy chainring clock for any of your favorite bike enthusiasts. Pat yourself on the back. And go wash your hands.

The whole Christmas and New Year celebration somehow started with a perfectly clean kitchen, serene and ready. There is a bolognese sauce simmering away on the stove but you wouldn’t know it, would you?

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The Mr. and I hosted a Christmas Eve’s Eve dinner that featured that ole bolognese sauce. We used it to make stuffed shells from a New Classic Family Dinners recipe. We polished off two baking dishes of shells and about 12 bottles of wine. We also made the tricolor salad with arugula and endives. Divine!

Merry Christmas! Since my sister is getting married mid-January, we by-passed my traditional family celebration out in a cabin somewhere. I spent Christmas with the Mr.’s family. They celebrated in style with a gigantic heap o’ presents.

What does one do with a gallon of leftover bolognese sauce? Make pasta! Note to self: homemade pappardelle is too fat for bolognese.

And we bowled.

And played Monopoly, ate chili, and hung out with an adorable pup and his awesome owner(s).

I sincerely hoped to get out of town at least one day over the break and boy, did we ever. ROAD TRIP! With Bodega Bay in our sights, we headed out.

While driving up Sir Francis Drake Blvd, we saw a pull-off for hiking. Upon investigation, it was the Mt. Tamalpais Watershed where rare types of fish nest. We took a stroll and although we didn’t spot any salmon in the river, the walk was lovely.

After driving up the coast some more, we had lunch at Reyes Cafe (tasty pizza and oysters). We took on our first geocaching assignment! If you’re not familiar with what that is, it’s one part treasure hunt, one part explorer. Since the advent of GPS devices, some creative souls have taken to hiding little containers at precise coordinates. It is then your job to find them, sign a log and feel like a badass. There is an intro iPhone app we downloaded which shows you the nearest sites. We found our first geocache in downtown Point Reyes. It was a regular looking broken-off sprinkler head and I was VERY hesitant to touch it. But we found success! Read more about it on the geocaching website.

One of the reasons I LOVE northern California is that we went straight from redwood territory to the beach. And it was lovely. Someone built a sand city on Doran Park.

After the beach, we drove out to the head  of Bodega Bay, which is that land mass on the right of the beach photo. Straight from the sunny beach, we were swallowed whole by fog. We searched for another geocache out here and found it. You can’t tell but the whole Bodega Bay head is made from sheer cliffs. I normally have no issues with running around a peninsula surrounded by 100+ foot drops but since the fog was so heavy and it was fast approaching dusk, it felt like we were the ONLY PEOPLE OUT THERE! Spookytown.

After our exploring, we needed dinner. Our quest landed us at Martha’s Old Mexico in Sebastapol. To food was deicious and the decor, even more incredible. On the porch, the entire back yard was filled with lights, gnomes, garden ornaments and (it being Mexican and all) Virgin Marys.  We finished off our day out with a showing of Sherlock Holmes (loved it) and headed home.

The final Sunday was nothing to speak off except fantastically adult errands like laundry and a Costco run. The shining star of the day was an early show in Oakland at Mama Buzz Cafe to see a last minute perfrmance by tUnE-yArDs. If you aren’t familiar with her music, IT IS AWESOME. Our friend Ty, from Sun the Greater (which you may remember) told us about it and we would have been foolish not to go.

Over the course of the holiday, I was piecing together parts of my envisioned Christmas present for the Mr. I finished it up yesterday and was SO pleased with the final product. Behold! A bike chainring clock.

How was your holiday? What’d you cook? Where’d you go? How has your new year g0ne so far?

This hand-stitched nest doubles as a gift tag. Thanks TV! A little bit of investigation revealed her flickr stream where you can see how she made this absolutely fantastic decoration.

And last but not least came this colorful little package holding an adorable hoot owl who is now nestled in the tree. Thanks Kleas!

That wraps it up for this year’s Freshly Blended ornament swap. It’s so strange (and yet really awesome) to have a tree full of ornaments from people I’ll never met. It’s a nice reminder that there is a lot of talent out there and plenty of creativity to go around.

Tune in for next year’s “Will I remember to sign up in time?” Will you?!?

Photo by: Ladies and Gentlemen

I am 100% a fan of all these uberchunk knits popping up all over the place lately. Why am I so drawn to them? Could it be the cold house, the snuggly warm appearance, the texture, the proportions?? Whatever to reason, I love what the folks at Ladies and Gentlemen did with some cotton rope. Coincidentally, I have some of that exact same stuff I am using to make some of those knot trivets over on design*sponge.

One of my FAVORITE stores in the Mission is The Curiosity Shoppe. Not only is their space a complete pleasure to peruse but Derek and Lauren have absolutely exceptional style they share on their  blog, Smarts & Crafts. Derek recently shared his favorite objects from the store and damnit, I wwwant that clock! If you can’t tell, the left eyeball points to the hour and the right points roughly to the minute. Just think of the joy this mechanical menace would bring to any room. For you lucky bay area bitches, visit The Curiosity Shoppe at 19th and Valencia.

Two things from Modish’s recent Favoite Things gift guide made me squeal out loud. Leggings and a ring. It’s pretty amusing I’m so drawn to these leggings because a) you have to be a crazy person to wear heals around SF and b) I would probably look like a fuzzed-out, tubbo cookie monster in them. But there is no denying that I would love to see these guys in my sock drawer. The second thing is a fricken fantastic rough cut emerald by Erica Weiner. It’s not just that it’s green (which doesn’t hurt) but it’s the earthy feel that makes me desirous of such a treasure. If you’d like to torture yourself with more awesome stuff, I dare you to browse the rest of Bona Drag‘s online shop. Double dog dare!

If there’s something you were bound to learn about me, it’s that I love ________. Fill-in-the-blanks are the best! We’ve got this Seattle Show Poster hanging in the living room and I certainly think that a t-shirt would make an excellent addition to my _____ collection. And oh my, that pink. What is this, a Miranda July project?

Another thing you’ll learn about my taste is that I am not generally a fan of quilts (barf). Hot damn if I didn’t find an exception to the rule on My Love for You is a Stampede of Horses! Guest poster Alison Feldmann shared her holiday wish-list which included this galaxy blanket (by etsy seller Stellar Quilts) that I would absolutely use. Remember, I’m a space nerd?

Oops, looks like we’re making SUPER CHUNKY sandwich on this post! Well here you have it, folks. Proof that my love of chunky monkey knitware is because of a COLD SNAP in San Francisco! Phydeaux makes these great neckwarmers/portable cowls that are lovely. If you’re a knitter, you can DIY with a much cheaper pattern! Tip-off for this was by Indie Fixx and their 12 days of awesome, I mean, Christmas. (While you’re over there, check out the Indie Fixx Gifts for Hipsters. Not a bad selection but srsly ixnay on those f&#king trucker hats!)

Your moment of inspiration: the graphic art of James Joyce. Scroll and enjoy his bold lines, bight colors and sheer simplicity. Swoon! (Also compliments of My Love for You. Thanks kids!)

Good gracious I LOVE getting mail. But dang it if there isn’t a spoilsport in the mailbox here at The Hipster Home. Of what do I speak? Ohh you know, those junk ad bundles with the coupons to Anna’s Linens and LensCrafters! Those things are made out of the cheapest paper, are just terribly designed and don’t arrive without being a half crinked, wrinkly mess. And I’m always a little worried that there is other perfectly good mail caught in them since these ads pass swiftly from my hands into outbox: recycling bin.

I’ve always thought “Wouldn’t it be nice to use those terrible ads to make something? They’re free, we get so many of them and it’d be almost profound to make something useful out of such waste.”

And so my Freshly Blended ornament swap inspiration was born. While it is true that I used a holiday Target catalog for the ornaments I sent to my swap-mates, you can make these little guys for your home tree out of any colorful junk mail you receive. Oh sweet Hipster Home, where even mail spam is craft material!

What you’ll need:

Directions:

Print (or create) a shape template for your ornament. I’ve got a PDF of my shape available to you, but you can make your own. Since you want the ornament to be even all around, you only need half of a template.

If you opt to make your own shape, I recommend folding a piece of paper horizontally  then vertically. You can cut along the open edges and when its unfolded you’ll have a perfectly symmetrical shape that would probably look rad. The remainder of the instructions below are for my ornament shape but if you can use this as a guide if you decide to try a wackier shape.

Cut an approximately 2.5 x 5.5 inch strip of stiff paper. You’ll use this rectangle as a guide for cutting out 8 pieces of junk mail and 1 stiff rectangle (like a catalog cover) per ornament.

Make an ornament sandwich: 4 lightweight rectangles, 1 stiff paper rectangle in the middle and another 4 lightweight rectangles. Secure on 4 corners with paperclips.

Cut a 4-inch ribbon. Fold it in half and slip the ribbon ends into the ornament sandwich. You’ll want to put one end in front of the stiff paper in the middle and the other ribbon end in back of the stiff paper. Secure it with a paper clip. The stiff paper base in the middle of your ornament makes it easier to fold and fan the lightweight paper when the time comes.

Using a ruler, eyeball where the center of the paper is and trace a line from the top of the ornament sandwich to the bottom lengthwise.

Set your sewing machine stitch length to 5.0. If the stitch length is too close together, the paper will perforate right up the middle and you don’t want that. Starting opposite your ribbon loop, sew up the traced line, reversing your stitch a little once you reach the top. This will prevent stitch unraveling. Be careful not to stitch the paperclips and take them out when the paper is secure.

Line up your template with the center stitched line and trace your half ornament template onto the paper. Flip the template over the sewed center and trace the other half of the ornament. You should now have the ornament outline traced onto the top paper of the ornament sandwich.

Cut out the ornament along the traced line. When you’re done, your ornament should look like the above ornaments!

To fold your ornament so it fans out from the center, hold the sturdy middle sheet and use your fingers to fold the first sheet of paper into itself, over the sewn seam. Keep folding the sheets until you reach the middle and repeat on the other side of the ornament.

Chances are that the fans will be uneven but you can bend until evenly spaced.

Repeat until you’ve got a tree full of ‘em!

As you can see, I mailed the ornaments in the calendar envelopes from my first post ever. I don’t think it gets more festive than this! If you make these ornaments yourself, be sure to show me your results. Happy holidays, ya’ll!

First package received was this bird ornament sent with a flyer for PencilShavings.net. Hmm, something about the illustration style seemed really familiar. Could it be? Was this the same artist who did the Winter White print I OWN?!? It is! It came from The Sampler awhile back and I thought it was just lovely. Many thanks to Kate Dolamore. Good gravy, what a small world!

Next to arrive was a button wreath in some fantastic packaging from Amy. I love this ornament because of it’s popping color and the button sheen which adds a nice visual element on the tree. Does anyone know what on earth that red font is called? It reminds me of what they used for Napoleon Dynamite Juno! (UPDATE: Amy let me know the font is called Pointy and she used it from dafont.com.)

Then a lovely ponytail silhouette arrived from Brooke.

And then a bottle cap opener came with some great retro Jingle Bell paper (which I LOVE!) compliments of Marcia from Weather & Noise. If you think this is as brilliant of a holiday ornament as I do, you can get your own on the Weather & Noise Etsy shop. This isn’t going on the tree. It’s going on my keychain for a festive and useful December accessory.

For the second big surprise, I noticed that one of my package’s return address said Three Potato Four. Huh, did the Mr. buy me something after reading my I wwwant that! post featuring this great webshop? Hmm, but the back of the package said Ornament Swap. Could it be? Was one of the shop owners participating in the swap? Indeed! Many thanks to Janet of the incredibly curated and deliciously wwwantable shop Three Potato Four for this fuzzy bird and vintage eggnog lid! If you’re not familiar, you should head to their site and oogle all the fantastic vintage household items, signs and sundries

As for my aforementioned ornament experimentation, I made my 10 and sent them off. Watch for a tutorial later this week and be sure to keep those holiday catalogs to use!